It’s always a highly entertaining to be written into a piece of fiction.  So far I’ve be cut-down by giant crabs in Guy N Smith’s ‘Killer Crabs: The Return’ (2012), given a darn good beating in Matt Shaw’s ‘One Violent Motherf*cker’ (2016), and now dragged up on stage and…well…how can I put it?...used and abused in David Owain Hughes’ latest offering ‘Wind-Up Toy: Broken Plaything’ (2016).

A full in-depth review is now up on DLS Reviews should you wish to embrace such filth-ridden depravity.

Oh the humiliation!